mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via theexiledleader)

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata, via shutupmetatron)

Timestamp: 1406735374

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata, via shutupmetatron)

wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey:

foreverme-moe:

Pinup shoot I did last week.  I don’t think I’ve ever felt better about myself.  

EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, YOUR CUTENESS LEVELS ARE OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT

LIKE DAMN

(via shutupmetatron)

Timestamp: 1406735006

wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey:

foreverme-moe:

Pinup shoot I did last week.  I don’t think I’ve ever felt better about myself.  

EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, YOUR CUTENESS LEVELS ARE OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT

LIKE DAMN

(via shutupmetatron)

blue-eyed-hanji:

ladyaudiophile:

princepancake:

oh boy

ax 2014

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT GUY IS A DEAD RINGER FOR CHRIS EVANS THOUGH

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT OTHER GUY IS A DEAD RINGER FOR CHRIS HEMSWORTH

(via shutupmetatron)

Timestamp: 1406734966

blue-eyed-hanji:

ladyaudiophile:

princepancake:

oh boy

ax 2014

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT GUY IS A DEAD RINGER FOR CHRIS EVANS THOUGH

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THAT OTHER GUY IS A DEAD RINGER FOR CHRIS HEMSWORTH

(via shutupmetatron)

the-padfoots:

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

(via shutupmetatron)

Timestamp: 1406733376

the-padfoots:

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

(via shutupmetatron)

kasarinlan:

pardonmewhileipanic:

deanleysen:

coffee-and-yoga:

hanari-502:

not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked

Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude

I like this.

Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude

And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)

I am offended by how perfect he looks IN A FULL ACTION MOVE

I have blurry pics when I’m sitting perfectly still

damn you sir

His name is Clark Gracie. You are all welcome. 

(via letstravelbackintime)

Timestamp: 1406733323

kasarinlan:

pardonmewhileipanic:

deanleysen:

coffee-and-yoga:

hanari-502:

not modelling just casually getting my ass kicked

Ridiculously Photogenic Karate Dude

I like this.

Just to nitpick a bit: it’s Ridiculously Photogenic *Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Dude

And this picture’s even better when you realize he’s the one doing the ass-kicking. He’s got the other guy in what’s called an omoplata (shoulder lock with his leg.)

I am offended by how perfect he looks IN A FULL ACTION MOVE

I have blurry pics when I’m sitting perfectly still

damn you sir

His name is Clark Gracie. You are all welcome. 

(via letstravelbackintime)

maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

image

anyone please ask your crush out like this

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

(via letstravelbackintime)

Timestamp: 1406732821

maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

image

anyone please ask your crush out like this

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

(via letstravelbackintime)