(Source: thefirstconfessor, via alittlemorethanafriend)

areyoumarriedriver:

I’m not even sorry.

(Source: andicanalwaysseeyou, via starry-kat)

best-of-funny:

breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

X

hogwartsfacebook:

avatardedpotterhead:

undiegirl:

but can we take a moment to appreciate this

because that is a fucking kiss

a kiss like that deserves it’s own post

a kiss like that deserves it’s own show

friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air

*CRIES AND SHAKES*

(via starry-kat)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via erya)